Interpret the crystal ball's prophecies to find tomorrow's soaring stocks and bet your entire fortune. Survive the madness of skyrocketing and crashing prices to become rich. You need to take revenge on the Fortune Teller Corp that fired you just for a little bit of embezzlement!
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Once an elite prophet, all you have left is a pile of debt and a single crystal ball. Your only hope is to hit the stock market jackpot using the power of prophecy!
You must interpret cryptic prophecies that make absolutely no sense to find hints about which stocks will skyrocket. Pray your prediction is correct and bet your life savings with trembling hands!
In this world of fortune tellers, ridiculous events cause stock prices to fluctuate wildly every day. Watch retail investors suffer from crashes while you enjoy the thrill of the surge!
Over a hundred vague prophecies and hilarious news items
Purchase various additional divination tools to aid your predictions
Bills and dunning letters that constantly pressure you
The delightful experience of acquiring the company that fired you
If you go broke, take a brief meditation underwater and start over from scratch!
Thou Shalt Be Rich costs $3.99 right now.
Based on Wish9's price records and IsThereAnyDeal history, the lowest price is $3.99.
The current price ($3.99) is at or very close to the lowest price on record. The next big Steam sale, the Steam Winter Sale, starts in 34 days. On US Steam it's $3.99 (about ₩5,323). Korea is 16% cheaper than the US. This is for reference, based on past price records, and doesn't guarantee future prices.
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