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Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. You're old, bitter, and scheduled for euthanasia. Enjoy your last day in a future that works for everyone but you.
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Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. The year is 2045, and society has never been better: climate change is finally being tackled, democracy thrives, and technology serves the public good.
There's just one problem: you.
You are Harvey Huffstone, a grumpy elder who no longer fits in, and today is the last day of your life.
Your final mission? Completing your bucket list before your self-scheduled euthanasia.
Indulge in outdated pleasures, explore a post-post-industrial Midwest, clash with a society that's moved on without you, and maybe, just maybe, leave with fewer regrets.
Explore a lively city, meet its wacky inhabitants, and complete 7 non-linear quests over 6 hours of gameplay.
An artisanal game made with locally sourced talent and minimal involvement from capitalists, marketers, or profiteers.
In a medium dominated by dystopias, Future? No Thanks! imagines a political project for the present.
Future? No Thanks! costs $13.99 right now. That's 30% off the regular price of $19.99.
Based on Wish9's price records and IsThereAnyDeal history, the lowest price is $13.99.
The current price ($13.99) is at or very close to the lowest price on record. It has gone on sale 2 times in the past year, about every 40 days on average. When it goes on sale, the discount is usually around 30%, and the biggest was 30%. This is for reference, based on past price records, and doesn't guarantee future prices.
Minimum: Graphics card NVIDIA GeForce GTX 2GB, Processor Intel Core i5 2.60GHz, Memory 8 GB RAM. Save your PC specs on Wish9 to compare them with this game instantly.
