That's 0.7 fried chickens (at ₩20,000 per chicken)
You're the sole sysadmin for a company scaling from 10 to 100,000 employees. Everything breaks. Everything. Automate your way out of ticket hell or watch it all burn.
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You are the only IT person at Pinnacle Synergy Group. There's a queue. It's already full. Users are panicking, Management is angry, and the printer is hostile.
Every ticket is a little puzzle: the answer is usually in the text, if you read carefully. Pick the right quick fix and it's gone. Pick the wrong one and it grows. Not sure? Hammer "Work on it" the slow way.
160+ hand-written tickets that get stranger as the company grows
Follow-ups, when users write back with a brand new problem
SLAs, priorities and a Chaos meter that triggers incidents when the backlog gets out of hand
The entire game is a working late-90s desktop. Drag windows, minimise them to the taskbar, open programs from the Start menu, and live inside the HellDesk ticket queue, HellMail Express, Server Manager and Add/Remove Automation.
13 automations, from the Auto-Responder to the Script Cluster, and every one fails in its own way: reply loops, a blue-screened coffee machine, an intern who unplugs servers, a chatbot handing out confident advice
Hire junior admins with real quirks (Night Owl, Cowboy, Printer Whisperer...). Give pep talks, order pizza, and watch them burn out
Keep servers alive as load grows, or drown in "IS IT DOWN??" tickets
The HellDOS Prompt runs the whole job by typing: QUEUE, FIX 12 2, REBOOT MAIL-01, BUY COFFEE. It also knows a few things it shouldn't. Try PING FLOOR4.
10 kinds of day: Patch Tuesday, Audit Day, Board Visit, Heatwave, Full Moon...
Branching major incidents: ransomware, a reply-all storm that becomes self-aware, a printer hostage situation
Worm outbreaks to contain, objectives from Management, and emails that want an answer
Tickets arrive from nobody. The new hires don't blink. There's a server nobody installed, and an email from the previous sysadmin warns you not to reboot it. The building has three floors. Please do not go to Floor 4.
Multiple endings, and one that's well hidden
Three difficulties, plus contract clauses that trade pain for Experience
HellDesk University: permanent perks that carry from career to career
The Daily Shift: the same day for everyone, on a leaderboard
50 achievements, a sarcastic office assistant, five tracks of procedural hold music, and Bugsweeper (on company time)
Welcome aboard.
SYSADMIN Hell costs ₩13,500 right now.
Based on Wish9's price records and IsThereAnyDeal history, the lowest price is ₩11,470.
The lowest recorded price is ₩11,470. It's 18% higher right now. It has gone on sale 1 time in the past year. The next big Steam sale, the Steam Winter Sale, starts in 34 days. This is for reference, based on past price records, and doesn't guarantee future prices.
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