In the grim darkness of the far future, it's time to chill. A relaxing, low-stress sci-fi arcade breaker with a killer soundtrack. Smash heretical blocks, vibe to the music, and unlock explicit, uncensored videos of gorgeous sci-fi women packing their own "heavy artillery."
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In the grim darkness of the 69th Millennium, even the Emperor's finest need to take a break.
FUTAHAMMER 69000 is a laid-back, low-stress arcade brick-breaker set in a sci-fi universe where the galaxy's fiercest warriors bring their own "heavy artillery" to the party. The crusades are exhausting, the warp is loud, and sometimes a Commander just needs to kick back, turn up the music, and admire the local... scenery.
We aren’t going to pretend this is a highly complex, sweaty tactical simulator. This is a game designed purely for relaxation. We’ve paired simple, satisfying brick-breaking mechanics with an absolutely killer soundtrack. Your only mission is to clear the heretical blocks, vibe to the music, and unlock highly classified, explicit encounters featuring the fully-loaded women of the Holy Vanguard.
⚔️ R&R (Rest & Relaxation) Features:
The Holy Playlist: The real star of the show. Kick back to a fantastic, player-praised soundtrack that goes way harder than a simple arcade game has any right to. Put your headphones on and let the stress of the galaxy melt away.
Lazy Arcade Action: Classic, zero-stress brick-breaking. No complicated skill trees, no punishing difficulty spikes. Just bounce your Holy Orb, break the blocks, and enjoy the show.
Superior Firepower: As you clear the stages, you'll unlock explicit, high-quality, uncensored scenes (Futa x Girl and Futa x Futa). These warriors are packing massive payloads, and they are ready to help you unwind.
The Golden Archives: A gallery mode fit for a Lord Commander on leave. Replay your unlocked conquests and admire their "extra equipment" at your leisure.
One-Handed Command: Play with just your mouse. Keep one hand on the paddle and the other free for... whatever relaxes you.
The galaxy can wait. Turn up the volume, drop your armor, and enjoy the view.
FUTAHAMMER 69000 costs $3.99 right now.
Based on Wish9's price records and IsThereAnyDeal history, the lowest price is $3.99.
The current price ($3.99) is at or very close to the lowest price on record. The Steam Scream Fest is on right now. On US Steam it's $3.99 (about ₩5,298). Korea is 17% cheaper than the US. This is for reference, based on past price records, and doesn't guarantee future prices.
Minimum: Graphics card Integrated or discrete GPU, Processor Dual-core 2.0 GHz, Memory 1024 MB RAM. Save your PC specs on Wish9 to compare them with this game instantly.
